Wife: (staring at her warm crescent roll) I think they're going to hate me in Italy.
Husband: Why?
Wife: (takes giant bite of roll) ...because I like butter. A lot.
Husband: They'll love you in France and love me in Italy. It'll be a fun change of pace.
Wife: They'll hate us no matter what in Germany.
Husband: They'll love me.
Wife: Why? Because you look like Ralph from the Sound of Music?
Husband: ...that was set in Austria.
Wife: He was a Nazi.
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